I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
that falls under hilarious
My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me
"Those ships never come back."
"We’re Vikings. It’s an occupational hazard."
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
this year for halloween, mirai and akihito are going as kim possible and ron stoppable
Fathers tasking their children
ALL TO FIND THE AVATAR
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"
life-writer HELP IVE FALLEN FOR YOUR OLDER!DIPPER AND I CAN’T GET UP