when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom
Book 3 parallels : f i n a l e f i g h t s
The progression of video games in a few decades.
"a few decades" is a bit inaccurate. It’s more like ‘13 years"
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
He’s completely oblivious to all the attention he’s garnering
SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND
I’m actually in tears right now oh my fuck
This is really a thing that happened. I know. I was there.
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
1. “No language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give.”
2. “WE’RE FUCKED!”
3. “But I got good news; You see, you don’t need to wonder where your god is. Because he’s right…